IMPORTANT: Did You Know Alexis Ren Has A Tattoo On The Side Of Her Boob AKA The SIDEBOOB?

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I did not! Wow! ALEXIS!!! How ’bout world’s gift from the God’s going straight from Dancing With The Stars to right back to slinging pure HEAT?!?!?! We’ve been distracted with reality for a bit, but these shots from Alexis brought us right back down to Earth! In just 4 short days we got a POW! after BANG! after KATUAH! after (insert old school Batman sound effect here -h/t Adam West) right to the kisser on the gram! And the PAGEVIEWS love every click of it! Go Alexis Go! Keep on doing you and bringing the FIRE from a thousand suns!